10 Romantic Pick-Up Lines to Try on Valentine’s Day

1. “You are so important to me that I will never treat you like international media treats USA independent presidential candidates.”
2. “I’m not going to treat you like a resource to exploit. You deserve better than how Australia looked at Timor Leste.”
3. “If love were subject to an audit, you’d find my heart in full compliance with adoration regulations.”
4. “I’d never gaslight you like history textbooks gaslight entire generations.”
5. “You’re the opposite of public spending reports—nothing about you is ever exaggerated.”
6. “I’ll stand by you through any controversy—unlike how allies abandon each other at the first sign of a political storm.”
7. “Are you China’s Great Firewall? Because no matter how many walls you put up, I’ll find a way to get to you.”
8. “Unlike government procurement, loving you doesn’t come with hidden fees or shady contracts.”
9. “I value you more than politicians value their campaign promises.”
10. “I’d move mountains for you… just like they’re moving a whole capital city. Costs be damned.”

Good luck!