I love biology. That’s why I know it is pretty normal to find an individual flirting with others in his/her species. I also love seeing the way this creature flirts. Except one: my own species.
I see in most organisms that exist, the male takes charge to seduce his partner candidate. Once again I say: I KNOW THAT IS NORMAL!
Although each of them has a different style from the rest, we could see one thing in common. They all fucking try to show their fitness. It is like they attempt to say in what humans understand as “See ladies, I am absolutely healthy. Please accept my sperm!”
Some kinds of birds dance, some of them sing, while the rest maybe show off their feathers, create a neat nest, etc. The others show it through winning a fight or giving a gift. Why the fuck you guys, ones who always brag about your intelligence and wisdom, even refuse to be classified as animals though just for biological purpose, choose cough?! What makes you think that you could convince females that you are fit enough by coughing? Nowhere in the world had I ever seen this stupid idea.
EHEM EHEM. EHEM EHEM.
If you are sick then see a doctor. Try to find your BPJS card (if it’s still active) instead of trying to attract a female with that unattractive method!
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